January 2012
14 posts
Thankyou
Dr. S, for putting the document upside down on Blackboard. This is very helpful.. …»…
Hahahaha
You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger. And if anything ever got in the way, he just peed on it. -Troy, from Community
I just got the Community theme! Woooo! Also,...
My Diet
Because of my bad sleeping schedule, I have been sending signals to my body to store fat. According to Chris Powell, this is called sumo dieting, because that is what sumo wrestlers do. I am a sumo wrestler. WIN.
December 2011
26 posts
Class Schedules
That one class that messes up your entire schedule. Sucks even more when it is not even part of your major.
Buying Undergarments
Recently, I’ve taken a few trips to the store to buy really pretty underwear ^_^
WHY IS THE CASHIER I GET ALWAYS AN ATTRACTIVE GUY.
I REFUSE TO MAINTAIN THE EYE CONTACT.
IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN, I KNOW SOMEONE IS PLAYING A JOKE ON ME.
First World Problems
Me and Maria were in the car driving to the Corinthian…we had just gotten starbucks. She bought me a tea and I was holding it with my left hand, and my phone was in my right. I started to complain about how I couldn’t text my parents because I “only have one arm.”
BAHAHAHA FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
I know how obnoxious this must sound, but that’s what makes it funny....
I'M GONNA SLEEP IN TOMORROW!
BWHAHAHAHAHHA I have just finished my lit crit take home final. It is due at 5:30 PM.
It is 4:30 AM.
I still need to wash my tux pants. Darn it.
I will consider that a problem for tomorrow.
T_T I don’t wanna go to work tomorrow. Just want to sleep in, turn in my final, then watch an episode of Psych. ppppooooooooo.
“Calm down bro, it’s not that crucial”
– A classmate
Merry Christmas for the Mailman! XD
I just had a great idea! I looked outside and saw that my neighbor decorated their mailbox with a red ribbon and then I thought about Christmas and then about Christmas cards, then the mailman…and I’ve decided to leave the mailman a Christmas card!!! :D I am so excited! But this will have to be after finals are over. Maybe I will leave him some candy :D In the wrapper of course. So...
November 2011
32 posts
“They say that women think about sex 10 times a day. But I don’t buy it. My...”
– -The Colbert Report-
I agree Stephen. I agree.
Intro- The XX
Me and Lindsey both found this song...
I just had a dream...
that me and Alexa were at work and Anthony comes up to us;
Me and Alexa are acting out some sort of psych reference thing, and Anthony goes:
Anthony: “What the fuck are y’all doing?”
Me: “Why the fuck does your face look like that?”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA then I woke up.
What you saying subconscious? O_o
I have also been having dreams about my...
What I'm pretty sure will be going through my head...
Inside my mind: “fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck. fuck….”
Once I step behind the podium: “The broad topic of my research is democratization…”
And then it will start.
TT_TT
I’m still getting stuff out of the way so I can work on this darn project! UGH KILL ME NOW. I JUST WOKE UP.
I should not have done Thanksgiving. I’d hate to see that as my downfall...